cock meatin

The act of squishing three or more people into the back seat of a small, not suv type vehicle.

Damn did u see those niggers? they were cock meatin the shit out of that car!!

by C.hIlLL January 19, 2011

Dorm Meeting

Epic waste of time; pointless and redundant

Wow, that 45 minute dorm meeting about how to make my bed was an absolute waste of my time.

by Byrd Carter May 9, 2011

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

Curiosity meeting

The first non-date date when you meet someone in person for the first time that you have met via an online dating service.

So I’ve been talking to this girl / guy on an online dating site and we’ve got a curiosity meeting tonight.

by YesItsReal August 31, 2017

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 12, 2018

toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.

Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.

by ellieamee November 5, 2019

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010