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country matters

Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?
by Ignatzz February 25, 2017
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Marco Materazzi

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.
Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi
by Musical_box October 7, 2006
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Materialistic

Someone typically a hoe , who prefers brands than quality, someone who is excessively concerned with material possessions, usually money oriented
Oh yeah I bout this shirt for 100 dollars * says ‘100 dollars 5 times or more* *self centred materialistic hoe*
by Cupcakkke February 12, 2019
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Breeding Material

The use of the term breeding, but directed at the individual as a complement as they look hothouse, sexy or overall pleasant that the complementer wants to breed with that person.
Dude that girl is bare breeding material!
Pump her up quick!
by Culture_Hunter256 August 23, 2021
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A real white boy that can truely represent urban hip hop
by Laksha October 5, 2003
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Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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size doesn't matter

A phrase that does no good for Mr. Puniverse. If he were smart he'd have a phrase saying it's better to be small.
New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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