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Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.
Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!
by Sarada November 22, 2011
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Jake Matis

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.
that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it
by staticx333 June 20, 2010
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"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"
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Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.
"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"
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maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician
Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.
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maths magician

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!
by vanderplonk October 3, 2007
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Mathilde

She's the perfect girl next door! You love even tho you may not realise it. Every guy want s her, some may not want to admit it, but they do! Especially Shawn Mendes! If you find a mathilde don't let her go, she is prescious. And if you are a hot guy, marry her already!
I knew a mathilde ones, I let her and that's the the ring I regret most in life..
by ScoopScoop April 24, 2019
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