Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway

On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding

by Sass28 May 10, 2025

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025

Marylaandd

The official Instagram handle of Greek YouTuber Maryland

Did you see what Marylaandd posted today?

by MythBody June 20, 2025

Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025