Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

flamingo marathon

Going down on a girl.

I did a total flamingo marathon on that bitch all night long.

by lululululululu December 25, 2013

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

Marat

In tennis, when a player hits an excellent backhand down the line of the tennis court. One may shout, MAARRAAATT!! After hitting this stroke, similar to the shout of Russian tennis player Marat Safin.

Awesome Tennis Player
"Jim sucks at tennis, unlike the masterful Kevin."
Random Tennis Player
"Thats probably because he cant hit a marat, he should seriously consider quitting."

by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008

maret

Possibly the best school in DC, simply because of the kids. Funny, liberal (except for a few pesky connies). Doesn't cheat on SATs, like Landon, doesn't have a cheap mascot, like the Sidwell Fighting Quakers. Some really cool girls and guys go there. They aren't all jocky or bitchy like Landon and St. Albans and NCS. And Willis is really ghetto.

"Dude, let's go drink after the dance"
"Cool, Maret faculty don't care"
"Let's go get high after the dance"
"Cool, Maret faculty don't care"
"I love Maret"
"Me too"

by felix the sexy cat November 18, 2004

marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.

I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.

by some guy1 June 16, 2010