Marley

You might think his name is a girl name but apparently not. The most annoying person you’ll ever meet who sucks at Fortnite but thinks he’s the best in his school and he thinks he’s so cool when he is the most competitive person and always wants to win no matter what and he’ll eat all the food in your pantry so watch out. Also he’s thicc

Bob “who’s that thicc thing?”
Jeff “that’s Marley”

by xxd thiccboi August 4, 2019

Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

marbles

testicles. almost always used in plural.

yo, you've got no marbles. i bet she's going to get away with that.

grow a pair of marbles and just do it.

i need to have a threesome so i can give each of my marbles some independent action.

by mindmatter June 6, 2005

marble cake

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex

whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!

by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004

marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005

marbled

To spew or vomit a small amount on yourself out of nowhere while sitting peacefully.

I was riding in the car to get some coffee when I marbled some of my previous evening's libations on my lower lip and shirt.

by Danimal3 April 15, 2013

Marley

Protective of her friends and doesn’t really know anything bad about high school and likes to say cool beans while listening to 50s to 90s music

Your such a Marley

by Tribute December 2, 2018