Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

low maintenance

Someone who is easy to please, does not require constant pampering, attention or gifts or things done "their way or no way". One who is genuinely happy to enjoy the company of others. Easy-going, unselfish and usually a joy to be around. Usually male, as most women are high maintenance.

My friend from California came up to visit. He's low maintenance, so we just chilled, had a good time, and he didn't whine about my not having digital TV.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

Camp Manitou

a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.

boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you

by campcritic November 9, 2010

Maintenence Superintendant

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.

Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation

by Knuds April 18, 2011

manita

Türkish slang for girl... of course a hot one !! ;-)

Damn look at this manita !!!

by Ferhat March 10, 2003

maniella

A person who really loves soup or someone who yells at men

"Maniella really loves soup" "I know"

by Maniellalovessoup October 9, 2013