Minnesota State University, Mankato

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!

Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.

by watermelawn March 21, 2017

mankoo

word of excitement with some variations; mankola, mankizzle, mankool.

oh shit dude sander bought a new bong!

dude are you serious?! mankoo!!

by robcore June 28, 2004

manky

This spelling originated with lower scots. Given the 'auld alliance' it is taken from the french; Manque meaning lacking or defective. The scots simplified the defective and applied it to everything spoiled or dirty, excessively so.

See they socks, they're dead manky

by geda February 4, 2008

manktop

A tank top worn by men to prove their "manliness". Also known as a wife beater.

I was walking down the street the other when I saw some scrawny wannabe ghetto kid wearing a manktop.

by Witless in the Bay December 28, 2007

Manky

Manky is a commonly used word in British secondary schools, and is used to describe something nasty or disgusting. This can go from the school's spare kits or to that one scruffy girl who you just can't stand...

"Ew, Rebecca is actually manky. She doesn't brush her teeth!"
"These spare shorts are manky, I swear that the teachers don't wash them..."
"This burger is manky. The meat's not even fully cooked!"

by idk_definitions December 31, 2019

Lankey Mankey

The action in between hard and flaccid when your dick hangs down just like monkeys arm

Damn man yesterday all day I was pulling a lankey mankey

by Logan boden November 3, 2016

mankini

A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. Only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming fags. If you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays......some people might call you faggadocious.......some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-dicko. Everyone will see you as a dung punching ass bandit.

That fruity bastard wearing the mankini is handing out free passes to his ass.

by Cuban Pete October 1, 2004