two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008

Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

by shouriman October 12, 2003

Malon

The dopest nigga alive!!! Malon is always the cutest, and best dressed wherever he goes. Malon usually has a dick of at least 8 inches and is the best at any sport he plays!!

Damn look at Malon over there!!

by Pussyeater34 May 3, 2013

Karl Malone

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

oooeven malones

a bar in south philly that oosteven goes

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Kickin' it Malone style

Kickin' it Malone style: being on top of one's game, having it together, cool under fire.

Dude one: Hey man, what's going on?

Dude two: I'm just out here Kickin' it Malone style.

by Moblspank October 3, 2023