27 definitions by Moblspank
"Hey Alex, did you hear about Meeks? Last night he beat up three guys at the bar and walked out with a 10-point babe!"
"How'd you hear about this?"
"Meeks told me about it "
Meeks is a F.A.P. He didn't do any of that. He was at his part-time job at Starship cleaning video screening booths. F.A.P.!"
"How'd you hear about this?"
"Meeks told me about it "
Meeks is a F.A.P. He didn't do any of that. He was at his part-time job at Starship cleaning video screening booths. F.A.P.!"
by Moblspank March 26, 2022
"We can't compete with the Golden Nuggets for girls. Those guys have got the cars and the cash. We don't have a chance with those chicks.
by Moblspank July 28, 2022
by Moblspank October 3, 2023
Utilislave: a utility locator with no personal life because his slavedriver employer monopolizes his life.
Neighborhood guy: Hey Phillip, you excited about your kid's game this weekend? Regional finals! That's what I'm talking about!
Phillip: I can't go. I gotta work this weekend. I'm a Utilislave.
Phillip: I can't go. I gotta work this weekend. I'm a Utilislave.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
Coffee Pots: a group of three guys who sit in the break room at work, drink coffee, and talk about sports and politics.
The Coffee Pots are hogging the table in the break room again; talking sports and politics as usual.
by Moblspank June 30, 2023
Mobile Slap Daddy: a dude who drives around in his van beating off while he looks at hippie chicks and prostitutes.
Hippie chick: That white van has driven past us ten times. He keeps looking at me.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.
Prostitute: That's a Mobile Slap Daddy. Harmless. Soon as he gets off he'll go home.
by Moblspank September 30, 2023
Stoner Dude: I went to a party in Buckhead Saturday night. Knew no one there. Woke up naked in a bed and had no idea how I got there. Did a butt check to see if I was raped.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023