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Makeup is used to make you look beautiful/handsome. Makeup is used to ‘make up’ for your ugly ass face, it’s basically false advertising for your face.
I am also ‘making up’ an example sentence. This is actually completely irrelevant to the actual definition I typed, I just couldn’t think of anything else to write. Also, since I apparently need to include the word being defined... MAKEUP.
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh November 16, 2021
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Mexican makeup

injuries on a womans face resulting from domestic violence.
My sister and her boyfriend got in to it last night.She'll be wearing her new coat of mexican makeup for at least two weeks.
by Angel-OHH July 23, 2010
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Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.
My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her
by thetwombler February 19, 2011
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makeup sex

What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.
He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!
by SWZ September 25, 2003
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secret makeup

to burp, fart, or perhaps shart (shit fart), and rub the gaseous scent or semi-liquid goo into someone's skin like foundation or blush.
- jennifer applied secret makeup to tony's leg while they were spooning last night.
by cantastical January 28, 2008
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makeup sex

The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.

Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler

You get my drift..!
"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
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Makeup Sex

Pushing someone down on the bed, and doing their makeup lying on top of them. Used as foreplay, especially when you kiss their lips applying lipstick.
I got a new eyeshadow, can’t wait for some makeup sex when my gf visits tomorrow!
by SaevonKyo October 9, 2021
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