A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
by mikelicht February 1, 2010
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by MonkeyBaller03 November 15, 2018
Get the maeden mug.1. Telling somebody that you cooked your boyfriend/male friend a steak.
2. To mess up by accident
3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
2. To mess up by accident
3. To incorrectly cook or screw up a steak dinner.
*(saying 'MADE-A-MISTAKE' fast, sounds like 'MADE-HIM-A-STEAK')<
1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.
2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!
3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.
*Misteak= the noun version.
1. Carmen: "Ey Girl! What the hell'd you do for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day?" Vivian: "Oh! He hasn't told you yet... I made-a-mistake.
2. God must have made-a-mistake when he created the creature that is you!
3. By turning up the oven to a scorching 575°F I made-a-mistake and ruined my boyfriends' Valentine's dinner.
*Misteak= the noun version.
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