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Toy Machine

Freakin' sweet skateboard company that makes hard-ass boards that last and last. the best Bloodsucking Skateboarding Co.
"Yo I split my shit blank deck so now I'm riding this tight Toy Machine.
by J.D. Kinney November 24, 2005
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big macher

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.
So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
by Lotusflower March 3, 2007
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jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.
by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009
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Machine gun

That one inside joke from YouTube Miniladd's that not of us got.
You came here hoping for an explanation of machine gun didn't you? Too bad I guess we'll never know.
by Derptrooper August 4, 2017
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zog machine

a slang term for the Zionist Occupation Government. This is a belief that many white nationalists or neo-fascists hold.
The white man's real enemy is the ZOG machine.
by crazydaveyhonboreas June 18, 2006
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ass kicking machine

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007
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Fax Machine

When something is so true, saying Facts nor Fax quite portrays its accuracy.
Richard: Bro I'm so sick of high school, I just want to graduate already.

Jason: Fax machine
by Alexander Spamilton January 1, 2019
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