Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay

Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .

by M. Fury October 5, 2023

Mount Everest

Anyone over the height of 7'1"

Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol

by dead asf lol💀 September 9, 2023

Mount Puji

An enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode. Adding to the pain of the inescapable burn of the high-friction exit, seconds after said mountain is created, the crafter is further penalized by the extreme stench that accompanies the exposed fecal surface area.

After an insane night of drinking, I often create a Mount Puji.

by James M Bryan March 26, 2013

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021

mount hoodrat

A mountain where all hoodrats are born located in California.

Dude: So where were you born?
Hood rat: My place is mount hoodrat
Dude: Oh shit, MOUNT HOODRAT?
Hood rat: Yep.

by 0679 March 10, 2014

mount olive

Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.

You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.

by soccerfifacup117 May 27, 2020

Mount Corombus

Mount Corombus can only be achieved on Mount Corombus. A Mount Corombus is when one partner repels half-way down the side of Mount Corombus and the other partner hangs over the side of Mount Corombus and tries to shit into the mouth of the other partner. A Mount Corombus can be performed by a guy and a girl, two girls, or two guys. Mount Corombus accepts all walks of life.

Amira, on Noah's birthday, decided to surprise Noah by giving him a Mount Corombus.

by JudgeGenius July 6, 2011