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Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024
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mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.
I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.
by hasdu July 5, 2014
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Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
by Drywall Reviewer July 8, 2022
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anal mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito
by PapiNorts April 9, 2017
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Mosquito gang

A group of individuals who have organized orgys that hurt my buthole really bad
Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!
by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023
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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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Mosquito

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)
by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021
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