milf

My mum

My milf of a mother moans like a whore when she gets fucked by my dad everynight.

by -1-4-2-3 October 14, 2009

MILF

Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..

Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"

by loser1563 February 21, 2009

mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004

mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

Milf

An attractive older female-- "mother I'd like to fornicate (with)"

Your mother is so pretty, she's a milf.

by AUSTIN STONEMAN September 24, 2003

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Hot, sexually attractive woman in her 30s or 40s. Lusted after by horny teenage boys, who coined the term. The MILF may or may not give herself up to the horny friends of her teenage son.

Kid #1-Dude, I fucked that big-titted blonde MILF Donna! She is a total freak in bed, dude!
Kid #2-Dude, that's my mom.

by slutlover123 February 19, 2009

MILF

Prnc. Milf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Generally used when someone has a hot mum.
Can be changed to: Dilf (Dad), Silf (sister), Jilf (Any one whose name starts with 'J')

"Wow, she's a Milf!"

by Robert-M June 29, 2006