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Merked

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible
Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.
by Merksauce June 7, 2009
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Merkled

Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.
Fam I was merkled at that point.
by Judged_differently March 1, 2011
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merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.
by Deckmaster171 May 31, 2006
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merle

A clone or doppelganger. Used mostly to avoid saying clone because it sounds too much like clown and clowns are evil.

There are other forms of the word merle. For example:
Merletiplicity- Having more than one merle
Animerle-Looking like a cartoon character
Merletiply-To notice more and more look-alikes of oneself.
We're so much alike, we must be merles!

I used to have one merle, but recently they seem to have merletiplied.
by Olia April 17, 2006
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markle

A small town in Indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. A sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. A town that leaches off of Huntington, Indiana. . . the only town in Indiana more bottom of the earth than Markle.
(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)

Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!

Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!

Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!
by Jason Clevenger March 27, 2009
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merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.
1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!
by Jimasd November 9, 2008
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Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.
"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."
by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009
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