Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.

Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.

by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021

Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Brúnkaður Melvin

Brúnkaður Melvin is the top definition for a black person named Melvin.

How can you be black and named Melvin, you are a Brúnkaður Melvin.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Melvin

when a guy goes onto a date and comes back alone we say he melvined that date

When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .

by OG_namer May 10, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"

"Omg ur so melvin"

by Nasauranus May 10, 2022

Melvin

When you meet him.. you just know..
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?

Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.

Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights

I'm addicted to him, he totally Melvinised me

by Shakiraissingle September 16, 2022

A Melvin

A front wedgie for a female.

My vagina just ate one side of my panties. I have a Melvin, It feels gross.

by Wouldscrew October 3, 2022