Masturbatory TV

A television show that jerks the viewer around for weeks or years then leaves then unsatisfied.

After watching the series finale of Lost, I realized it was nothing but masturbatory tv

by Dannysjokes May 25, 2010

Masterbatheing

To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007