marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)

"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"

by iack November 4, 2003

marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.

"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".

by iack November 5, 2003

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003

marto

Variant of game of pool, where the 8-ball is sunk and replaced to score points.

"Does anyone want a game of Marto. Who wants a shot at the eight-ball first?"

by BoB November 10, 2003

Marono

1. Great at gunbound.
2. Has Double Dash online, unlike most jealous people at the MSB.
3. Other stuff which I'm too lazy to type.

gleaso just got PWNED by Marono at gunbound!

by All of us at the MSB December 27, 2003

martorial

A catch all phrase which means just about anything you want. Precise usage is important though.

Man, that's quite a martorial smile you're wearing.
You martorial motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your martorial ass.

by Martorial Mark March 23, 2004

Martobain

The spawn of Kalani's vagina

Kalani gave birth to Martobain

by Anon948 October 7, 2011