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Day 9329472389474328482384729354895 of waiting for joe many liberals to change a log by bulb:

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Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

by Ayroxus94 December 03, 2015

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A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

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A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you

Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell

by The dawgo January 16, 2021

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A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

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When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff March 23, 2016

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a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

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