dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Lisa

A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.

Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!

by Zippy March 20, 2012

Lisa

A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.

pickle drunk janitor Lisa

by frostingisfattening February 6, 2010

Lisa

Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.

Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.

lisa " hey guys lets get trafiaked"

Anne " boo you whore"

by Anneeandashley, April 2, 2011

LilAmber

One of the very first Web models. Amber was so adorable. Her website basially potrayed her as a young 12-year-old girl who lived on a farm. Her website sold pictures and videos of her, where her fans could see her riding her horses (as well as cleaning them and feeding them), jumping on her trampoline, lying on her hamock, opening presents from her fans, playing on her computer, shooting her bb gun at a can of Pepsi (which was her favorite drink), swimming in her pond, playing with her sister and friends, celebrating birthdays, etc, the list could go on forever. She had fans of all ages. Amber was really a great model, and one to be remembered forever.

LilAmber from her 4th video:

"I want to be a singer, and for a part time job I want to be an astronomer."

Lol.

by Not just a poet September 21, 2005

Lisa

Though most Lisa's are hot!...this particular type is a fat ugly hoe. She's usually an uneducated baby mama on food stamps and or a failed beautician.

"What's that nasty Lisa bitch doing here. Raggedy ass fat hoe!"

by FoxyNdaDesert July 6, 2012

Lisa

Another name for horse face or

long face

Damn that's a long face it must be a Lisa

Hey look at that horse face it must be a Lisa

by Damn bro November 24, 2013