Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018

Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019

Cone Lickers

A nickname for summertime tourists. Many tourists go to the local ice cream parlors and order ice cream to walk around and annoy the hell out of the residents.

Resident 1: Hey dude, check out those hotties across the street!
Resident 2: Forget it man, they won't be here for long. They're just a cone lickers.

by Gene Gordon September 1, 2009

Slug lick

Similar to acts such as the wet willy. Termed a "slug", this act is a trick played on another person in which you drag your fully extended tongue across a portion of the unsuspecting victims bare skin, leaving a slime trail.

Ewwww I hate it when you give me a slug when I'm trying to sleep! (the phrase slug lick isn't used to describe the act)

by Sh0ckerturb0 November 16, 2009

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Push-licking

"Push licking": The act of pushing your supposedly germaphobic partner away by licking them.

"Stop push-licking me, Carl!"
"Hold still! You have a smudge of dirt on your face!"

by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018