Lesperate

(n) Desperate lesbian:
A lesbian who tries to convert straight women into becoming lesbians, because they are either an A. (See LESBIAN BY DEFAULT) or B. Still has underlying, unnannounced, emotions towards a man that she refuses to admit to, therefore becoming a bitch to the guy's new found girlfriend out of jealously.


Often falls under the category of LESBIAN BY DEFAULT, LESBIATCH,
LESBIAN WHORE HOUND, and LESBORE

Girl 1: Dude. why does she keep trying to recruit all of our straight friends into lesbians?

Girl2: Idk, she's probably just Lesperate...

by gotchabitchhh January 21, 2009

starvin like lester

When you are even more starvin than Marvin. Extremely hungry to the point where you are nauseous. Lester was actually Marvins cousin, but he died from Starvation.

Dude, I have not eaten anything since last night, I'm starvin like lester!

by Mike Mehak May 30, 2011

Lesmerized

To stare at two women kissing.

I was lesmerized at the bar last night when two girls were making out.

by Opulent Corpse May 21, 2008

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

lessor

person who grants possession and use of property of another under a lease.

I was finally able to get the title of a new car from a lessor under the lease agreement at the bank.

by MASTERPANTHER1 July 28, 2010

Losser

Someone who is annoying and very radical

Arohi your being a losser

by Losser764 January 19, 2019

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022