Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
by AdamV August 28, 2006
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Justin: Hey, look at that cute pink bunny with a mustache and huge asshole.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
by Pumpernickle Jonny August 25, 2009
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She was a real good labialicker!
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by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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