LaSalle

A suburban mostly white college preparatory high school for boys who throw some pretty hot mixers where their favorite hot girls from Gwynedd come to dance, get drunk, and have a good time. These boys vary from cute to hot to gorgeous and everywhere in between. Just about all the cool ones drink and smoke but some are still cool even if they don't. Most are good kissers who for the most part are perfect gentlemen. As their motto goes, "Boys will be boys, but LaSalle boys will be gentleman."

A typical Lasalle Mixer:
LaSalle Boy: "Hi my names Matt. Wanna Dance?"
Gwynedd Girl: "Sure."
ten seconds later...
LaSalle Boy: "Wanna Make out?"

by PrepSucksAss September 23, 2008

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.

Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

by Timothy Emanuel II May 21, 2009

Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

Lasagne

A subtle way of saying sex

Person 1: so, what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I had some really great lasagne ;)

by Starkid November 20, 2014

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

by medicneballer May 21, 2017

lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019