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Landestoney

The emotion of feeling alone in a crowded room
I don't belong here, I'm consumed by landestoney.
by Emmadorean January 17, 2011
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Lunded

1. Someone who deliberately misleads and abuses a group of people due to his inability to support himself.

He would lund his own mum for a tenner.
2. To lund them into a false sense of security.

3. Someone who wants what everyone else has but doesn't want to work for it.

He lunded my eggs to make omelettes. He lunded my last happy pill.
4. What's mine is definitely not yours. Someone who will manipulate those near to him for his own personal gain.

lund, lunded, lunding, lundism, lundist (insincere) lundicious, lundability, lund-trap, lund fingered
Whose been lunding my beer?
If you want any tobacco left in the morning - don't go to sleep or you will be lunded.
He had set a lund-trap (he gains peoples trust before swiping)
by Park Bench December 10, 2011
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Landerie

Obviously a land filled with dairy products. DUH
Example : The moon. it is really made of milk. But Dairy factories work to. In other word the moon = landerie
by a pirate vegetarian July 21, 2012
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Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
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Landetarian

Someone who does not eat fish or anything from the water. Only eats food from above water or on land.
"Sorry I don't eat fish. Im a landetarian"
by tombork August 7, 2014
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Ladedric

The ugliest, most ghetto kid to ever walk the planet. Stay away from them. They have AIDS.
They are super competitive, and fight/argue with everyone they become friends with. They most definitely cannot keep a secret, but sometimes that comes in handy.
"Can you believe Ladedric got her pregnant?" "I totally can. He couldn't keep his mouth shut either"
by vaginalwarts February 8, 2015
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