Butter Knife

A weapon used to stab someone in the eye.

Peter! Get the butter knife!
Edward went half-blind after an incident involving a butter knife.

by ducksrevil27 June 29, 2020

knifers

A way of doing marijuana by heating up the blades of knives.

See hot knives

"I think I inhaled a lot because I was on the couch drunk while they were all doing knifers"

by not important April 10, 2005

Swiss Army Knife

A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.

Our phone is the Swiss Army Knife of phones.

by Quzu June 27, 2011

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

knife fag

Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.

Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"

*Pulls out knife from belt clip*

Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"

Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."

Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."

by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Knifegun

The result of combining a simple knife and a handgun, creating a close-quarters weapon that also fires rounds from the gun itself. First used in the "Let's Destroy Metal Gear Solid 3" video on YouTube, and also used in a 60's Spider-Man meme.

Snake: *holds knife and gun* "Knife..gun..KNIFEGUN."

Spider-Man: *holds knife and gun* "I can create..a knifegun."

by FalseEmissary March 5, 2015