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Kitten

'Kitten' is a ideal term for a bratty sub.
Good kitten, You finally listened to me.
by LokiReaper January 3, 2022
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Kitty Kithes!!!

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
by SteamyClamDaddy August 3, 2008
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Kittenmuffing

The female version of teabagging... 'nuff said.
Dude i cant believe she kittenmuffed you. Some revenge for all the times we've teabagged her when she was asleep.

Kittenmuffing is so fun to do to people, who wouldnt want to put their crotch on someones face as a prank. Now guys cant have all the fun, girls can get in on some of the action as well.
by Laura14 August 20, 2006
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Kirtesh

Kirtesh is a common name in India. Its derived from two words in Hindi language: Kirti (also spelt as Keerti) meaning Fame, Glory or Prestige and Ishwar meaning God or Ruler.
My friend's name is Kirtesh.
by HindiNames May 3, 2010
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Lewisham Kite

A discarded plastic bag floating beautifully through the air, like a child's kite. Named after the poverty stricken area in South London, England, where the phenomenon often occurs
"Man is that a bird, or a plane?"
"Nah bruv, that's just a Lewisham Kite."
by Loaded Jeff January 5, 2009
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Kitler

An abnormally restless kitten who is, most likely, up to no good.
Friend: Why is your cat constantly racing around, knocking sh*t over, and attacking you from behind the futon??
Me: Because Scout's no ordinary kitten...he's a Kitler.
by lolomg2cute101 September 8, 2011
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Kittery

A town in Southern Maine of about 10,000 people. It's the first town when you enter Maine from Portsmouth NH. Kittery's population is mostly made up of: Portsmouth Naval Shipyard Workers, Out-of-towners that live in Navy Housing, Rich People (Kittery Point), and people living in trailers.
Joe: Where are you from
Tom: Kittery
by nick1207 January 30, 2007
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