kistang

1. a word used when proving someone wrong
2. a word used to express happines or joy

Derived from the movie Big fat liar

synonyms: burn, roast, own

1. guy 1:"1+1 is 3"
guy 2:"no its not. its 2 stupid"
guy 3:"kistang!!!!"
2."i just got 500 bucks!!! kistang!!!"

by Mr. Fewapokt August 2, 2007

kixting

sending kisses via texting.

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guy1: aww my chick is kixting me.
guy2: huh?
guy1: kiss-texting me, you moron. duh.
guy2: oooooh......whats she wearing?

by JoseCuervOOOO February 27, 2011

Kissing is Like Coffee

It's an acquired taste.

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"

by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014

kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

by poudreaux April 30, 2015

Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

by Crazy Breezy June 25, 2015

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017