keety

The most adorable creature in the world, Keety. Often found creeping around and pouncing on me, and saying "Maaaah!"

DATS NAUGHTY KEETY :| Maaah!

by B-Chan March 24, 2004

keep it civil

To behave in a civilised manner, to act with civility. When one is not currently keeping it "real", the best you can hope is that they keep it "civil".

This is also a good way of pissing off people who you don't like.

This can be used as a derogatory term.

"Take it easy man"

Fist to Fist

"Keep it civil"

by Andrew SCott March 6, 2005

Keezy

A kilogram (kg), usually of drug, more specifically cocaine.

I'm pushin' cane by the keezy

by DJ Pad July 24, 2006

Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.

Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.

by Lazylounger March 7, 2009

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

They can keep it

Expression used to denote ones depressive, apathetic attitude toward their work. Usually, it expresses your inability to change anything and your inevitable departure from said job.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Did you get the memo? I guess they're taking money back because they overpaid us $600 for per diem on that business trip last week."

Guy 2: "They can keep it. In fact, they should take more of my money. Who needs college tuition? Not my kids."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "You hear, man, we have to stay late again because the boss can't get her shit strait."

Guy 2: "She can keep it. In fact, she should take more of my nights. I don't mind missing my sons' birthday."

Guy 1: "It's hers. She can have it."

by simpledude March 24, 2010

keeple

Little odds and ends parts that you keep, for future possible use.

I took apart a broken CD-ROM drive and the little gears went into the keeple drawer.

by tecokid August 23, 2009