Hailey Kepler

A girl who is perfect in every way, she is funny and beautiful.

although Hailey Kepler got my car taken away. she is still amazing

by Keeneybob November 28, 2021

Florida Kept

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.

Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.

by imblazerr September 29, 2022

Balls be kept

The only statement that counters no balls

1:No balls if u dont RIP ur nuts off
2:Balls be kept if u dont rip ur nuts off
1 "falls to ground and rips his nuts off then dies"

John:No balls if u dont suck a dick
Jeremy:balls be kept if u dont suck a dick

by Sick on those tittys October 25, 2018

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021

Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII

Phrase used against people who drag out subjects well past their prime

More Pegasus: Mr. Beast just did bad thing.

Commenter: Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII.

by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry

Kanye West

“I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry”

by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025