Joanna

A girl that changes ur life. She is very wonderful, kind and very beautiful. Has lots of secrets that she keeps away from everyone except for a very close person or two. From her beauty to her attitude, she is great in every way, and she cares for you more than you can possibly think. She may be suffering greatly on the inside, yet she always manages to find a way to mask it. She also has a strong personality that gives everyone around her the impression that she can support the entire world. Joanna is very enigmatic and may appear to have trust concerns, but once she feels comfortable with you, you'll notice a large heart gleaming in her eyes.

Person: I dont feel good right now.

Joanna: Whats wrong?

15 mins later -

Person: Thanks Joanna, i feel much better after talking with you.

Joanna: Anytime!

by SamuelParker07 April 11, 2023

Dirty Joanna

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"

"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"

by StaciaJones September 22, 2021

dirty joanna

When your girlfriend is making dinner and she calls you so she can give you head and have intercourse on the counter

Dude I got a dirty Joanna last night from my wife and it was incredible

by Heyyeyeyyyeyyeyyyyeyeyehdorndg September 23, 2021

I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 8, 2022

Joan

The act of taking something home from a party for you own personal use.

I saw there was some pizza left so I decided to joan it.

by Fogetaboutit January 1, 2020

Joanna

1) Joanna is the best person you'll ever meet. She hates fake friends, she will get over a broken friendship easily. 2)Joanna is a nice and beautiful person but can be a bad ass towards bitchy people and will throw 'shade' at people she doesn't like.

Joanna is a badass towards bitchy people.

by 💦Joanna Slays Bitches💦 November 27, 2017

Jabangr.

'Jabangr' is an abbreviation of the question: 'did you bang her?' It is used as an immediate response to friends of yours who are talking about various girls/women they've met and/or been on dates with. It's not important whether or not you care about the person actually banging the girl.

Unlike the actual question--"did you bang her?"--which is intended to elicit an answer--the abbreviated phrase is used more as an interjection designed to introduce the thought that maybe you should have thought harder about trying to bang the girl.

Paul: "So I met this girl last night..."
Brett: "Jabangr."
Paul: "Ha, no we had dinner, but then afterwards one of her friends showed up, and..."
Brett: "Jabangr."
Paul: "Man, what a panoche you are."

by Barnacle Bill August 19, 2011