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Alexis Jewel

The Sweet,hot, and funniest girl a guy can ever meetđŸ”„đŸ˜.Everyone Near her always just stops and stares and says”what a beautiful girl”.Boys are all over her especially this one thinks she’s the hottest girl in the worldđŸ”„đŸ˜. She will always be so passionate and kind to everyone.
Look at that Alexis Jewel She is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.She is so lovely and kind to everyone.
by LexiLover2000 May 16, 2018
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 9, 2023
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Jewel

A dumb bitch, mother fucker wont shut up. Just learn how to express your damn emotions and thoughts Jesus christ. you got something to say? say it if you fucking pussy. You got all that shit to say why not say whats on your mind? đŸ€š
by PinHeado December 13, 2021
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Jewel

very short, one could say she is tiny. Loves the disguise emoji, uses it unironically along with the troll and oni emoji. Can usually find them being terrible at algebra
Jewel seems intimidating at first, but her height makes her a fun-size friend. Although don't ask her to check you math homework.
by AtreusAuditore June 30, 2022
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Heavy Jewels

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.
by Jones1973 December 26, 2022
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brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.
Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).
by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021
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Jappy-jewel

Jappy-jewel - When you are having a poo and your japside is exposed and you crouch down with your head and lick the tip of your penis.
Bro I like doing the jappy-jewel whenever i'm having a poo.
by JapsterLaw August 6, 2020
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