credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

Jet Jiggy

When you do your slampiece in your hot tub or slamtub doggystyle with the jet hitting the clitoris.

I got jet jiggy with my slampiece in my slamtub last night.

by Slampiece king October 6, 2011

Jet-bubbling

When urine exits through the urethra at such a high velocity that when it is wntering the water it creates bubbles.

OMG bro! I just Jet-bubbled so hard in your toilet.

Sorry, i'm going to have to hang up, I am jet-bubbling so hard!

by Boswald Bosely March 9, 2019

pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.

Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...

by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019

Jet Leg

When you’re convinced that jet leg is the term instead of jet lag because you’re too tired.

Hayli said she might be suffering from “jet leg”

by LsdWizard February 2, 2023

The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

by Old Scratch August 17, 2023

Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed

You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023