Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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Jeff Chaveline

A drink similar to an Arnold Palmer, but made with different ingredients and using different proportions.

A "Jeff Chaveline" is a tall glass of Diet Coke with a splash of lemonade (or a few generous squeezes of lemon.)

See also: Bourbon Chaveline

"It sure did heat up out there for those last few holes. I could use a nice Jeff Chaveline

by Adam Nass August 8, 2006

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Jeff Smoker

another way of saying blowjob

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!

by Barndon A November 7, 2005

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Jeff Loomis

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

by this is shit December 9, 2008

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