Jarednash

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.

Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!

by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009

Jared

Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.

Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.

Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents

"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"

"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"

by Jjbbigfangirl February 14, 2017

Jared

Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...

I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.

by KittyLL June 18, 2010

JaredNap

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow

I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.

by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008

Janse

A ninja by any means

that kid is janse

by ninjaloexe January 8, 2012

Went to Jared

Dying. So coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.

"HE WENT TO JARED?!"
"Yeah, he stepped in front of a car... I'm really sorry."

by Black Ships December 22, 2008

jared copeland

GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.

You're a typical Jared Copeland
What a J-rad

by Gongcrew April 4, 2005