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jorg

jorg is a thing that you would say when you see a fat dog
OI. YOU JORG
by zak fat January 23, 2019
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Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend
B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me
by XXX_unkown_lol September 21, 2018
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Nelson Jorge

Literally "urban dictionary". Known in other circles as GOOGLE (Mr. Google).

The akashik records himself in the flesh.

Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's

Kakarot's big homie
by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022
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Jorge

Annoying asf, Jorge sucks at basketball

Always wants to play baseball

Likes to workout

Wears tank tops and sweats

Has long fluffy hair

Throws shoes into pool

Breaks everything

Show off

Has no seasons on his chicken

Dumb asf
Corny asf
Omg is that Jorge

Yes he’s a cracker
by Hwhabaj September 13, 2022
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Pulling A Jorge

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.
Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass
by B-rizzle90 October 1, 2022
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Dirty Jorge

The act of abducting high-schoolers to rape them and then using your knowledge of biology to faggerblast them so hard they forgot they were being used as sex toys, the repeat 27 times and if one of them has a brother, doing that to said brother instead.
"Bro my ass hurts"
"You probably got dirty jorge'd"
by Mechchachch October 9, 2022
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alex jorg

cute adorable little mf who draws rly good hearts
i luv alex jorg <3 cute lil baby boy
by pbeand January 4, 2022
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