JLF

Joint Liberation Front - The tactful acquisition of another person's joint.

Approach joint smoker stealthily. Take aforementioned joint from them and scream "JLF!" whilst running away and muttering "I go stelf agum".

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Jlee

(n) A mind reading porpoise

Flipper the dolphin was such a Jlee when he did the dance leaving this world

by Uggies December 15, 2008

jltl

JLTL means Justlivetolive. See justlivetolive

JLTL reigned over all

by Sean Linehan April 17, 2005

Yoko-JLo

The woman, known as Jennifer Lopez, that ruined Ben Affleck's life.

I was watching TV one day and saw Ben and Yoko-JLo.

by Ed P and Jim G. July 31, 2003

jlunt

1. A blunt that has been patched up with joint-rolling papers.

The blunt tore open, so we turned it into a jlunt.

Yo, pass the jlunt, please.

by thegoldenchild April 21, 2006

Rule of JLaw

Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.

"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"

by Lady Coco March 12, 2014

Jlink

Extreme love (usually reffering to the jonas brothers)

I Jlink everything about them!!

by Charlotte1010 October 16, 2008