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Jingle

The act of shaking an empty glass with ice in the hopes that someone will fill it up.
I gave it a jingle and got another round of whiskey.
by Ewicandwynne October 31, 2021
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Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021
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Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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Jingle

A mixture of sad and cute; used like an adjective - “he is so jingle.”
The old man eating alone at a restaurant was so jingle.
by hlk5598 November 24, 2018
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jingle baller

A member of the team, Jingle Ballers, who is proficient in what they do and skilled far beyond their competitors. A winner.
I want to be a Jingle Baller this year, because these other teams doesn’t stand a chance.
by allicsirp December 9, 2018
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swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018
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