Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.

Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.

by Daychick November 22, 2020

jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep

Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket

by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

Jeeping

When a person or persons, typically male, observe or discuss anything and everything related to a Jeep. The art of admiring one s or someone else’s Jeep or their parts. The need to talk about Jeeps constantly.

Wow Bill, that’s a nice picture of your drive shaft you sent me. Maybe later we can go Jeeping together.

Those guys are looking at each other’s Jeeps in the Dairy Queen parking lot. They must be Jeeping.

by Snowpants69 April 22, 2019

Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.

“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”

by Merciless dump July 28, 2023

JEEP

JEEP
Just

Expect

Every

Problem

Why shouldn't I buy a Jeep?

Because JEEP

by 7roadrunner1 May 23, 2018

JEEP-PS

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!

Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.

by QuacksO April 30, 2022