by cj22gaming April 16, 2020
by McGyver January 14, 2005
Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?
2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
by eakthemonkey May 18, 2004
FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt
youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!
by EDWRAD CASTRO April 05, 2005
by mantic March 19, 2003
The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
by M@tt H@ppens June 07, 2010