by gameking10050 October 19, 2003
by iono December 04, 2004
Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.
We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.
We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...
We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.
We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...
"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.
by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 13, 2012
Feminism is my religion. I believe in privilege, patriarchy, and rape culture, even though I know these things don't exist.
by Yo Yo, Mi Ro! December 03, 2016
by LONESUGA October 05, 2018
n. Socially induced schizophrenia
Tony experienced religion. He became convinced a giant man in the sky was watching him, waiting to throw him into a burning pit of fire. He claims the way to avoid this is to do whatever the voice speaking to him inside his head tells him to do.
by Skeptic91 January 11, 2010
If you really think about it, any religion (be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) are really just ancient mythological stories such as ancient Greek or Native American legends. Only thing is, people take it much too seriously leading to mass conflict with differing religions.
by it'sAsh November 07, 2009