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In my definition the art of expressive manipulation of sound, virtually every human culture has a type or types of music making it the one thing we all have in common. There's a theory stating that music first developed when humans were still primitive hunter-gatherers and had to fight for survival as something to warn off predators, but that's only a theory.
Music: Can't live without it
Music by It'sAsh January 20, 2010

Religion 

If you really think about it, any religion (be it Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or Hinduism, etc.) are really just ancient mythological stories such as ancient Greek or Native American legends. Only thing is, people take it much too seriously leading to mass conflict with differing religions.
Religion by it'sAsh November 7, 2009
That character from the anime pokemon.
Short for the name Ashley, which is devried from the surname which means ash tree clearing, also may directly be from the word ash. Also happens to be my name.
The name Ashley (or Ash) during the 1990's was the second most common name in the United States for girls, its popularity has declined and was the eighteenth most popular for girls in the U.S. as of 2008.
Ash by It'sAsh September 14, 2009

September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.
On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.
September 5 by It'sAsh September 5, 2009

The Mighty Boosh 

An awesome and unique (my and many other people's opinions) comedy series on BBC 3 (or in The U.S., Adult Swim). List of a few characters and their actors:
Julain Barrat: Howard Moon
Noel Fielding: Vince Noir
Michael Fielding: Naboo the Enigma
Dave Brown: Bollo
Rich Fulcher: Bob Fossil
Though this entire defintion many will think is poorly written, well sorry.
Alternative to what the lady or gentleman at the end of the wrote:
Person 1: Hey Bobby, did you watch the Mighty Boosh last night?
Person 2: It's a complete piece of unfunny shit, prove me wrong.
Person 1: Then prove that everyone who likes it is wrong and your opinion is the only one which truly matters.
The Mighty Boosh by it'sAsh August 23, 2009

The Korova Milk Bar 

A setting in the book and movie, A Clockwork Orange. The Korovo Milk Bar couldn't afford its liquor license, so it sold narcottic spiked-milk, which was milk plus drencrom (adrenochrome), synthemesc (synthetic mescalines) or vellocet (opiate). "Korova" means cow in Russian.
Agent Orange - "...The Korova Milk Bar couldn't afford its liquor license, so it sold milk plus drencrom or synthemesc...it would sharpen you up for a bit of the ol' ultra-violance" (by Cage Kennylz)
The Korova Milk Bar by it'sAsh August 23, 2009

Uncyclopedia 

A genius parody of Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia is where you make fun of an article by writing incredibly false things.
Without the genius of Uncyclopedia, I'd kill myself because of un-funny things...
Uncyclopedia by It'sAsh June 26, 2009