Insta-dumb

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.

Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."

by xTETRODOTOXINx April 9, 2015

Insta baddie

Flossie

Insta baddie= flossie

by Lmaoidkwhat May 18, 2020

insta-cuck

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"

(Playing Mario Kart)

Gamer #1: (throws green shell)

Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)

Gamer #1: DAMN IT!

Gamer #2: What?

Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself

by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018

arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta

the funniest person on this planet who you should definitely be mutuals with 😉

Arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta never gets picture creds by the gc 😓

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021

Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.

George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.

by Hardened shell October 26, 2019

fb on insta

Follow back often used when you want someone to follow u cause your following them usually for accounts that aren't rinsta's

Hey could u fb on insta?

by Fb on insta December 10, 2016

insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram

"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"

by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016