bromley insta

every single girl from bromley.

they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.

Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta

by inshalllllahhhsuiiiii November 22, 2021

Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.

Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta

by Pauliewise November 21, 2021

Insta Egg

When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo

"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"

by HSP Addict October 27, 2021

Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).

“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
“Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”

by peachybaby September 7, 2021

arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta

the funniest person on this planet who you should definitely be mutuals with 😉

Arnejohnsonsveryhot/mar.lolll on insta never gets picture creds by the gc 😓

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta

t1ffany.valent1ne/d.e.b.b.i.e.g.l.a.t.z.e.l on insta/hayden is sooo hot 😉 also hey mammas

by arnejohnsonsveryhot June 20, 2021

Insta-Veneer

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

by anonymous May 30, 2022