insectanation

The act of being inseminated by an insect (in particular a house fly) How this occurs: fly lands on random load of semen, then unknowingly or knowingly (yet to be determined) lands on woman's vagina, which results in a subsequent pregnancy.

Considering the fact that she is a virgin, insectanation may explain her current pregnancy.

by HCP November 12, 2014

inerection

inability to get an erection.

The boy has inerection. As such, no girl can stay with him even for 24 hours.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 February 14, 2015

Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013

penial inception

The act of docking but while having a mini double headed dildo inserted into each penis.

Yo bro, lets grab some tacos and get down on some penial inception.

by DockingDuck July 16, 2018

Oversized Infectious Woobstick

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019