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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident
by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023
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Alexandria Incident

Alexandria Incidents are massive losses of data that intentionally or unintentionally take down part or the whole of a service's data at once.

Geocities died intentionally, and the loss was the death of the whole service, and thus is considered an A type Alexandria Incident.

The Myspace Data Loss Incident was unintentional, and was the loss of only a portion of the service, and thus is considered a B type Alexandria Incident.

The Tumblr porn ban was intentional, and was a loss of only a portion of the service, and is thus a C type

The Theoretical D type, where the data loss was unintentional and resulted in service wide data loss happens usually to small scale services, or large services in their early days, I do not know of many good examples of this if any

The name, Alexandria Incident, comes from the burning of the library of Alexandria.
another example classification: the death of Flipnote Hatena was an A type Alexandria Incident.
by lucyferous August 3, 2023
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The Roadhog Incident

The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek
Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?
by theaustinhater42069 August 8, 2023
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masymas incident

When a ber’ie slops shit out of his anus and smears it across a supermarket front door
Ber’ie just had a masymas incident the other day
by negrooooballsaa April 18, 2024
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The bridge incident

The infamous incident where Pewdiepie said a certain word starting with the letter "N" in PUBG while on a bridge.
Person 1: Ever heard of the bridge incident?
Person 2: Yeah, to be honest pewdiepie did nothing wrong.
Person 1: dafuk you mean?
by Yothou12 April 28, 2024
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Cup Incident

An instance of sex where a male cums inside of a cup, and then the female drinks the contents of the cup.
Let's commit a cup incident tonight!
by Da bread April 29, 2024
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