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ipode

When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
by Canaryteen December 15, 2009
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iPod Break

Like a smoke break at , but instead of smoking you take your iPod and listen to a song you love to relieve the stress, like a cigarette does for a smoker.
Employee 1 - "Where's is Dave?"
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."
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iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous June 11, 2006
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ipod linux

A Linux OS for the iPod. Enables old grayscale iPods to play video, and have more games. The real beauty of ipod linux is that it enables you to create your own apps for the iPod that the apple firmware doesnt let you do.
I got my crappy third generation iPod to play videos thanks to ipod linux!
by davemeistro February 11, 2006
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iPod Touch

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.
iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch
by iLIKEipods July 3, 2010
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ipod

The iPod is an mp3 player made by Apple, Inc. It looks cool and costs a crapload of money; and for what? The looks and the right to say "omfg i have an ipod"
LOOK AROUND YOU, PEOPLE; there are thousands of mp3 players out there that have 10 times a many cool things it does, for CHEAPER than an iPod.
Thats my opinion

will YOU waste your money on that status symbol? i sure wont
"I'm a rich kid that wants to look cool... Lemme go get an iPod because everyone else is doing it"
by ein froosh April 10, 2005
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ipoop

Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.
I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.
by L123. July 1, 2011
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