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Human Cuttlefish

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020
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The Human Centipussy

When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.
I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.
by onebigboss November 11, 2012
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my heart in human form

The person that has their heart. They love you with all that they are
You are my heart in human form, i cant live without you.
by millyyyrockkk November 28, 2020
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Humanity

Something the internet doesn't have.
/b/, they don't know the meaning of Humanity
by TheBigFatPanda April 29, 2011
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human cocoon

The state of being where two people (in a hug-like fashion) group themselves together, leaving no room between them, causing questions on their relationship, resembling a cocoon in many angles. This act also completely obliviates the two involved to the worlds surroundings.
1: Dude-guy, did you see Chelsea and Abby in the hall, this morning?
2: Yeah, dude-guy, they were totally in a human cocoon!
1: I wonder if they're lesbians?
by Mike Itchee Krotch March 4, 2008
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humans

A large planetary parasitic species in which the parasite slowly destroys the Earth bit by bit. Comparable to parasites such as malaria on the macroscopic level.
Humans log a large amount of wood from heavy photosynthesis areas such as the tropics, which used to contribute over 20% of all of the Earth's oxygen production.
by Thnikkaman3000 February 15, 2005
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Human Giant

A TV program that aired on MTV2, and for a short period on Comedy Central. It is a show divided into short skits, similarly to Saturday Night live, except SNL lost it's sense of "funny" ever since 1998. Human Giant is a hilarious comedy show, but can be pretty provocative and at times too much shit for handle. NOT for 11 year olds. Any other age group is fine.
Human Giant aired on the Human Giant Marathon, spanning 24 hours, quite possibly the best 24 hours on television.

At the time of the Human Giant marathon, an 11 year old boy in China died of circumstances concerning sleep deprivation and dehydration because he watched the entire marathon from start to finish. Nevertheless, that kid was a pussy.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
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