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Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.
by Split Ends August 12, 2009
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Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go
1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel
by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012
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Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.
"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!
by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008
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Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
by Killdjan December 20, 2008
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Huffah

Huffah is a word used in times of excitement, happy, or other well-related times of emotion.
It was started by a small group of friends who don't really have lives, and needed a new word because they got tired of words like, "dope", "happy", "etc." and etc.
Friend 1: Oh my gosh, I just found $100!
Friend 2: HUFFAH!
Friend 1: HUFFAH!
Friend 1 + 2: HUFFAH!!!
Friend 3: Shut up.
by Miller Liv M August 6, 2011
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Huffkin

A huffkin is where you blow on a sexual partners anus prior ro rimming it.
It takes ita name from a traditional bread from Kent, England; which is served hot and usually has a small hole in the center prompting the diner to blow it before consumpton.
She totally huffkin'd me before tossing my salad
by billnben October 9, 2014
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hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.
I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.
by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018
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